Who In The Hell Is Digital Howie?

• Male. Single. Twice divorced.
• Also goes by Dirty Howie.
• Born/Lives: Fort Worth, Texas.
• Loves to take pictures.
• Uses Nikon D80/D50 digital SLRs.
• Loves animals, especially cats.
• Thinks the Internet tubes rock.
• Birthdate: February 16, 1960.
• Works a full-time job that is dull & has murdered more than 20 of his years.
• Sports fan. Football, hockey & golf being his favorites.
• A lifelong loner. Shrinks in crowds.
• His best line: “Humanity is an ongoing parade of relentless motherfuckers.”
• Favorite quote: “Humanity. You never had it from the beginning.” — Charles Bukowski
• Loves literature: Bukowski, Nietzsche, Celine, Miller, Hamsun, Brautigan, Burroughs, Vonnegut, etc.